YouTuber Creates the Apple Event We Aren't Getting This Month

Apple's marketing chief Greg Joswiak on Thursday teased an "exciting week of announcements" planned next week, and that likely rules out a prerecorded Apple Event video this month, despite Apple streaming a short, spooky "Scary Fast" event last October.

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Nevertheless, YouTube channel Front Page Tech has stepped in with its own rendition of the Apple Event we aren't getting this month. In the video, Jon Prosser does his best impression of Apple CEO Tim Cook and announces all of the rumored new Macs with M4 chips. The video is somewhat of a parody, so don't take it too seriously, but it's also an impressive production feat that Prosser's team spent nearly a month working on.


After you are done watching, check out our own recap of everything that Apple is expected to announce next week to learn more.

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Top Rated Comments

abatabia Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:10 am
Say what you want about Jon, but his videos have improved dramatically in style and presentation and message. As a YouTuber he has matured.
Score: 16 Votes (Like | Disagree)
hppy29 Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:16 am
I think FPT is more informative than the likes of iJustine now that she will sell anything put in front of her. And his last few post have demonstrated the good and bad in the Apple.
Score: 7 Votes (Like | Disagree)
ZiBart Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:32 am
Ha. "..the best chippy Apple ever shippy." is pretty catchy. Thanks for the stuck rhyme syndrome.
Score: 6 Votes (Like | Disagree)
needsomecoffee Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:37 am
Tim's intro... The hands, the squats. THAT was hilarious and very well done. Thx Jon.
Score: 6 Votes (Like | Disagree)
HobeSoundDarryl Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:23 am
Masterpiece. Several literal LOL bits. An ideal mix of probable facts and delicious parody/humor. Even in the spots where they nicely poke the bear, hopefully the bear will LISTEN and perhaps actually address the root of those pokes.

Now, if I was him, I'd barricade the doors... because the perpetual defenders will likely gather pitchforks, torches and battering rams to storm his castle TODAY. I expect next video to come from "an undisclosed location, probably somewhere within the Sol or neighboring systems" ;)
Score: 5 Votes (Like | Disagree)
CarAnalogy Avatar
2 hours ago at 06:46 am
That was a good one.

I swear though if Apple removes the Ethernet adapter from the Mac Mini I…I guess I will have lost all faith in what Apple thinks they’re doing to the desktop. I don’t know why they seem to hate Ethernet so much.
Score: 5 Votes (Like | Disagree)