iPod Revamp?

From an anonymous source and felt to be very unlikely, but published for your interest:

Continuing with their weekly assault of new products this Tuesday will see the launch of the new iPod range from Apple. The bottom of the line iPods remain as-is but will get drastic price reductions in an attempt to drive sales, whilst the top of the line iPod will make for the must-have gadget of the year. Sporting FireWire 800, colour touch screen display, games, organizer (much like ical), address book, bluetooth and email app this will be the one gadget everyone has to have, though it won't come cheap to begin with!